Monday, September 7, 2009

SPACE KILLS, the Journal of Flash Ironfist (conclusion)

Did I mention that we completely eradicated the Sith army and saved the universe? There will now be peace, until a whiny asshat with mommy issues only gets to fuck Natalie Portman one time and therefore gets sent into a violent rage, destroying the entire Jedi population. Man, this peace shit is boring, I better go find that asshat now. And fuck Natalie Portman, even if she is like negative-four thousand years old.